BOOK REVIEW: The Haunted Vagina by Carlton Mellick III

I've *NEVER* read this book. I'm a member of a lot of book clubs, so I get random recommendations a lot. Recommendations from authors I follow online, publishers, and even Facebook. This book was a Facebook recommendation that I still can't bring myself to read, but the description itself is too hilarious not to read once. I get very invested in books and the description makes me laugh/cringe simultaneously.

My original Thoughts on this book (Just from the cover):

Very weird book description. Not a book I plan on reading but uhm wtf to the description and lol.

Now (after reading the description):

I'm kind of curious but I also hate horror stories and this one is still a little out there for me, but I am curious and still have not read the book.

The Book:

C.J. Ellisson with Guillermo Lugo and 2 others

I'm not recommending this book (and not bashing it either) -- I'm sharing the product description because I couldn't stop laughing. Something spooky for the season:

"It's difficult to love a woman whose vagina is a gateway to the world of the dead...

Steve is madly in love with his eccentric girlfriend, Stacy. Unfortunately, their sex life has been suffering as of late, because Steve is worried about the odd noises that have been coming from Stacy's pubic region. She says that her vagina is haunted. She doesn't think it's that big of a deal. Steve, on the other hand, completely disagrees.

When a living corpse climbs out of her during an awkward night of sex, Stacy learns that her vagina is actually a doorway to another world. She persuades Steve to climb inside of her to explore this strange new place. But once inside, Steve finds it difficult to return... especially once he meets an oddly attractive woman named Fig, who lives within the lonely haunted world between Stacy's legs."

And yes, it's a real book: http://amzn.to/1wxQnXX

Here's the authors's Facebook Page, incase you'd like to hear about future Bizarre Fiction books he publishes: https://www.facebook.com/carltonmellick3

The Haunted Vagina